February 2012
Finding the EXACT answers to your homework on...
The awkward moment when a walrus can tango better... →
I said to my girlfriend, "I bet you can't piss me...
She replied, “Your cock’s bigger than your brother’s.”
When someone with no mutual friends adds you on...
and you’re just like:
WAIT STOP THE DRAMA WAIT STOP THE DRAMA WAIT...
I HAVEN’T POPPED MY POPCORN YET
Whenever I eat something delicious and can't stop...
